0n t0p 0f $p@ghett!,
@ll c0vered w!th chee$e,
! l0$t my p00r me@tb@ll,
When $0meb0dy $neezed.
!t r0lled 0ff the t@ble,
@nd 0n t0 the fl00r,
@nd then my p00r me@tb@ll,
R0lled 0ut 0f the d00r.
!t r0lled !n the g@rden,
@nd under @ bu$h,
@nd then my p00r me@tb@ll,
W@$ n0th!ng but mu$h.
The mu$h w@$ @$ t@$ty
@$ t@$ty c0uld be,
@nd then the next $ummer,
!t grew !nt0 @ tree.
The tree w@$ @ll c0vered,
@ll c0vered w!th m0$$,
@nd 0n !t grew me@tb@ll$,
@nd t0m@t0 $@uce.
$0 !f y0u e@t $p@ghett!,
@ll c0vered w!th chee$e,
H0ld 0n t0 y0ur me@tb@ll,
Whenever y0u $neeze.
