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Wee Pooh-Pong MacPlop Recycled (Manawatu) Multi-Cache

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the Seagnoid: Ach - w' the sign gone th' cache is na more.

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Hidden : 3/18/2014
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

Ae, sum kashs ar smelly an stinky, ba disnae matter. A kash is'a kash , ya ken?

With apologies to Irving Welsh:

Th' kash is past of other fine kash that was kilt afore its time, so now it is remade an' recycled!

Yer doonae wunt a smelly sew'rage treetmun plunt, maan. Ae, th' wee maan, Pooh-Pong McPlop does a stella job turnin' yer numba ones and twoes into sommat like water. Ae, th' wee maan is a speshul liddle fella.

Ya doonae wan a shitty treatmun plunt. Ask the guud peeple of Wanganui. Ach, the smell will hav'ye haverin'. Disnae matter here, cos old McPop is on the job so you kan sleep safely in yer beds, without any maithering about the wretched smell and the one that wonnae flush.

Ach, pee noo attenshun to them attreebutes eh. Some clown hass-a sik sense of humur, an ye cannae scuba in the tanks, maan! Doone taik yer gear ther maan, he's windin' youse up. Disnae matter, let's find the wee kash, ya ken?

When ya arrive like, noot down a string of numbers on yon sign. There is a yeer _ _ _ _ then two single numbas _ and _. Take th' first telefon numba, ya ken? _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Labeel A B C D E F G H J K L M N

Ookay, laddies and lassies, unto th' kash

Here 'tis: Souf: 40 14.(G+H+J),(M+A+N),(A+K)
Here 'tis Eest: 175 32.(L+D-A),(B+C-E-F), (HxG)

Aye, ya wilne need a clue. Tis easy maan.

Och, ya cannae do th' kash between 5pm and 9am. Th' wee man needs a rest!

An' fer the firs tae find, ye be needing th' knowing of the log. This kash is recycled, ya ken? Tha' means ye has the log from th' firs kash, and the firs ter entries are from tha' kash. So ye be no to havering or causing a stooshie when ye finds th' log - ya needs to records ye firs tae find as entree numba tree. Ya ken?

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Nlr, Angvi b Tqnafx, Ynffvr. (Be Ynqqvr, vs ln or n ynqqvr).

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)