Ah amember how much fun them Yoo Hoo caches wuz, so Ah wuz a'thankin' it'd be fun ta doer thet a'way agin. It's jist thet mah famblie's lisdexia kicked in an' this 'uz whut we come up wit. We wuz a smidgen puzzulled bah the whole thang, so we figgered y'all maght as well be a'puzzulled too! Bah the bah, Allyn Birch 'n me jined up fer this here indever 'n he's jist been doin' a jam-up-job ain't he? Ah don't know how he gits 'round sa fast. Must have'im a trainsporter 'r sumpin! He hides 'em 'n Ah apuzzul 'em! Keep yore faingers crossed!
So, fer alla yew Bee Hivers, past 'n present, if'n y'all wont ta create ya a Bee Hiver idenitee, kinder lak a sock puppet 'count er sumpin', why go ahaid 'n gitter done! An', if'n yew gits alla the ones in this here series, why, we're agonna have us anuther comin' out party in the sprang whar yew kin ahdenify yerselves an' ya'll'll git yersef a shiny, fancy, schmancy Bee Hiver geocoin. Jist be shore ta sagn the log an' the ownline log. Acourse, innybody kin come own bah an' git tharseffes a fand own this'n an' thuthers. Thet's anuf'a thet!
Here's the puzzul! John and Joanne are Bee Hive Hall o' Famers fer shore! Thare's mortar these two Dansvillites than yew thank. Yew better larn a bit 'bout somma thare namesakes ifn yew won't ta fand thare cache..
1. She wore a yellow ribbon as wagon master on the Red River.
2. He started working at his family's bar at age 8.
3. He was called JR because his parents could not think of a name.
4. As a boy, he was in a plastic bubble. (last letter)
5. She could be Jo, Chris, John, Kathryn, or Gina.
6. She was all three of the faces. (last letter)
7. He was the thing that wouldn't leave.
8. She described herself as being a rowdy kid.
9. Life's hard. It's even harder if you're stupid. (second letter +1)
10. He wanted to be John, a martian child, an American sweetheart, and a butler.
11. There is a Portland Pub named Bull Feeney's in honor of him.
12. He is known as Joe Bloggs in the UK.
13. I'd rather make people laugh than crawl through the sand. (second letter)
14. She had a magic carpet where she was the story teller. (last letter)
15. John's a guy that still gets Butterflies when thinking about Joanne, his sweet Lady. Bug him about it if you dare! (second letter -1)
15. (optional) His sister was a schoolmate of Shirley Temple. (second letter)
Well, thare y'are Bee Peeple! Be shore ta sagn in ta git yer shiney, fancy, schmancy BH geocoin later own at the big comin' out bash! Thank ye!
FTF: Congratchies agin ta the StoresFam fer gittin' thare farst even after sleepin' in! 