Ahoy Me Hearties
It's Me Matey Albert's Birthday and he be wantin' to celebrate with some Pi
Ye all be invited to partake in the Festivities an' Feastin at Me Pi-rate ship in the Port of St Kilda
and come early at the hour of 9.26 in the mornin' til rum time at the hour of 11.30 'cause there be lot's of Plunderin' to be done and a special souvenir to mark the auspicious occasion
Leave ye mark on me page with ye number of hungry mouths so The Pi-rate crew can prepare the feastin' food of Bacon and Eggs, Pi-kelets, Pi-neapple Juice and Pi-e