You are looking for a micro, BYOP.
Please do not share with Turtle Hunters as they have proven deadly to Purple Minions in the past (see Purple Minion Pipe Dream and Foreign Coin Exchange).
High Muggle area at times. Use appropriate stealth (see again Purple Minion Pipe Dream). If Muggles are a problem, please come back later and try again instead of asking them for help. Seems obvious to me but apparently it's not to everyone.
Please return as you found it and dismantle nothing.