General Dave Sir! We have a problem! There's zombies! Look Sir!
Yes Sir, that's a traffic cone. No Sir the traffic cone isn't moving on it's own. Look a little lower Sir.
Yes Sir. That's right! There's a zombie attached underneath that cone. Yes. He's wearing a very nice suit. Yes Sir it compliments his skin tone quite well. Did you notice the elderly one behind him Sir. Yes. Yes that one Sir. I think I even saw... Michael Jackson Sir. Yes Sir, the singer. Yes Sir. Yes Sir. The sequin glove. Yes Sir.
No Sir, it's not a joke, they're real zombies Sir. No Sir. They took down Lieutenant Mackinaw about ten minutes ago Sir, then the rest of his men not a few minutes later. There were just too many waves Sir. He couldn't hold them back.
What Sir?
A lawnmover sir? A rake? Well, maybe if we got some crawlers but from what I've seen there ain't no crawlers Sir. I did see one pole vaulting Sir. He went right over a gravestone. I don't see why you'd need a lawnmower Sir...
Say again Sir?
Vegetable garden? Why yes Sir, that house over there with all those sunflowers does seem to have a very abundant fruit and vegetable garden why do you ask?
Sir? Where are you going Sir!
Sir?
SIR!
P.s. Please put the cache back properly, as it was found.