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Chicken Cache Traditional Cache

This cache has been archived.

West Texas Reviewer: Cache Owner (CO) has not responded, so the cache is being archived to keep it from continually showing up in search lists, and to prevent it from blocking new cache placements. If you wish to repair/replace this cache sometime in the future (not to exceed 15 days from the date of this entry), just contact me (by e-mail), and assuming it still meets the current Guidelines, I will consider unarchiving this cache.

Please be advised this is not a guarantee that this geocache will be unarchived. Many factors will go into my decision. The most important of which is how you responded to geocachers who tried to communicate with you regarding the problem(s) with this geocache hide and how you communicated with me, the West Texas Reviewer.

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Hidden : 4/15/2014
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   other (other)

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Geocache Description:


Chicken Cache Once upon a time there was a farmer who decided to get a new " young " Rooster for his chicken harem in the chicken coop. There was an " old " rooster already on the farm. The farmer thought it was time for a young new rooster so he can breed with his chickens. After purchasing a " young " rooster, and arriving back at his farm, the farmer releases the young rooster into his chicken coop with the rest of the chickens and the old rooster. When the Old rooster saw the new Young rooster in his chicken coop, he approached cautiously and demanded to know why he was in his chicken coop. The Young rooster said " the farmer bought me and brought me here . " Unsatisfied with the young rooster's answer. The Old rooster decided to challenge him. If you want these hot chickens over here in my chicken coop, you're gonna have to challenge me to a race. The young rooster said, " sure ". The Old Rooster said, " Ok, here's what you have to do. You must run around the following obstacles. You will start at the Chicken coop, to the barn, pass the pasture of cows and horses, then pass the garden, pass the Farmhouse with the Garage, and back to the finish line at the chicken coop. The Young Rooster agreed. With both the Old and Young Rooster at the start line. One of the chickens comes out with a loud " CLUCK "! Off goes the Old rooster, sprinting towards the barn, while the Young Rooster gives him a head start. The young rooster thinking to himself " surely I can outrun this old geezer. " The Old Rooster is now at the pasture of the cows and horses, then off goes the Young rooster catching up with the Old Rooster, who now turns towards the garden and heads towards the Farmhouse. At the Farmhouse, the farmer is sitting in his rocking chair on the porch with a shotgun in his hand at the same time he spots the Old rooster being chased by the Young rooster. Flabbergasted and outraged at this, he aims and shoots the Young rooster. BANG !!! The Old rooster freaks out and sprints back towards the chicken coop to safety and thankful that he wasn't shot by the farmer. The Farmer sure is disappointed that he had to shoot his young rooster and said to himself, " Dang, third gay rooster I bought this month ." Beware of Muggles, stealth is highly recommended. Permission was given to place this cache on site.

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