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Lemony Snickets: Seriously Unfortunate Cache Mystery Cache

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-allenite-: As there's been no cache to find for months, I'm archiving it to keep it from continually showing up in search lists, and to prevent it from blocking other cache placements. If you wish to repair/replace the cache sometime in the near future (within 30 days), just contact us (by email), and assuming it meets the guidelines, we'll be happy to unarchive it.

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Hidden : 5/7/2014
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
2.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:

Lemony Snickets:
Seriously Unfortunate
Cache
Another cache based on classic childrens literature




Dear Geocacher,

I'm sorry to say that this geocache is extremely unpleasant. The sad truth is in fact, truth that is sad, so if you know anything about the Baudelaire orphans you know they lead lives of misery and woe. Like the Baudelaire orphans, one might say that anyone who attempts this cache is a magnet to misfortune.

In short, when attempting this cache you will encounter a long arduous journey saturated with untold misfortune. "Arduous" in this case means, "difficult or laborious."

So unfortunately, it is my sad duty to inform you of this sinister container in the woods, however, there is nothing stopping you from forgetting all about this cache and finding something much less difficult, if you prefer that sort of thing.

With all due respect,


Lemony Snicket

P.S. Perhaps the best thing for you to do at this time is to forget about this geocache, then pick up a good book and read it to a child. I DO NOT, however, recommend that you spend any time reading about the Baudelaire siblings.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Uvag? Qvqa'g V nyernql jnea lbh gung nalbar nggrzcgvat guvf pnpur jbhyq or n zntarg sbe zvfsbeghar?

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)