Pace Yourself Conner, It's Only A One.
I have a buddy by the name of Conner. He is a really cool kid and a very intelligent one.
I was on the phone when he was hiding his first hide, when I said "I can't wait to find it" his reply was "It's a one, he won't find it" I laughed hysterically and thought..."I got your one buddy".
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I put a lot of sweat and tears into making something that was I felt suitable enough for you to give it a good try.
So, this cache is in tribute my fun loving buddy Conner. One of our favorite past time is magic tricks and riddles. I hope this is to his liking.
I still hope to find your hide soon. I look forward to your found log.
There once was a boy named Conner, who was a rock star when it came to riddles and magic tricks.
One day I was fishing with him off of a deck and he shot me this riddle:
"I have four legs, I'm covered in stench, I would not stand at all if not for a wrench"
I pondered and thought on this...."A bench?". Correct sir.
That Conner...he sure knows a good riddle. As I was imparting to him wisdom and how life offers many forks in our path, "when in doubt my friend, choose right". He looked at me as if I had a weird set of horns or something...I think it will sink in as he gets older.
Ok says Conner, another riddle: "A man crosses a bridge on Sunday, comes back the next day on Sunday...How'd he do it?" Well, I swelled right up and said "I know the answer to that one, my Grandpa used to tell us that riddle"
We then started talking magic tricks and cards. I was telling him I was having trouble with doing this one trick smoothly, so he asks "What type of deck are you using" I say to him "Poker deck"
He says "Silly, all the greats use a Bridge deck". I said to him "I guess that's why I'm not a great OH CONNER THE CARNIVOROUS!" or...something sarcastic that made sense when I said it.
All of this walking has sure made us hungry. So we decided to have a formal dinner. Since I used to setup banquets, I was giving him the grand tour and then I ordered my dessert first. "Why do you order your dessert first?" Conner said. I said to him "Life is short, eat dessert first" Then I reached for the cake fork and enjoyed my delicious dessert...of course I shared with my friend.
We continued our straight talk and avoided any sharp turns in the conversation. I'm a fan of his but sometimes he gets off course. We decided to end our day popping a squat and watching the sunset through the trees. I enjoyed my day with my riddle making card trick playing friend Conner.