The two McTwins were walking in the woods one day when they met a shiny robot. They said "Hi, shiny robot!" The robot replied, "0100010000100000010100010100010000100000010011100100110000101110010101010101011101010011
0010000001001101001000000101100001000101010101010010000001001101010101010010111001011010
0101000101010111". This was normal for the robot because machines speak binary. Luckily the twins spoke binary, too.
After pleasantly exchanging 1s & 0s with the robot, the twins went along their way. Next, they met a Frenchman named Vigenere. "Hi Vigenere", they said. "Geocache", replied Vigenere.
"What do you mean?" "Geocache is the key." "Geocache!" "GEOCACHE IS THE KEY"
It seemed the Frenchman was slightly crazy. The twins left.
Later, they met a man in centurion robes with laurels on his head. "I am Caesar", he said. "Which one", the twins asked. There were so many Caesars. "I am Caesar 23", the man said & brushed them aside. "Caesar 23" seemed a bit shifty.
As they were leaving the path the boys met a Rottweiler, his collar said ROT-13. “We had better not mess with him,” said the twins.
Turning away, they met a fighter pilot. (They could tell right away because of his flight-suit.) “Are you a pilot,” the McTwins asked. “Yes,” he replied, “I have flown everything from a B2 to an F6. I was rated A1 by the J-Zero at the G7 summit.”
"It sure was a strange day, let's take a different path home!"
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