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BANANAS AT LARGE - 30 DAY CHALLANGE CACHE Mystery Cache

Hidden : 5/18/2014
Difficulty:
5 out of 5
Terrain:
4 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

This cache is at the posted coordinates.  However, you must meet the challange before loging it as found.


The challange:

  • Find 30 caches of any kind in 30 counties in 30 days or less. (One per county)
  • Your found it log must include the GC numbers, county, and dates found for each of the caches you are counting.
  • This cache may be counted as one of the 30 caches found.


  • BANANAS AT LARGE - Da Turdy Point Buck

    background noise: sipping beer,
    chorus of laughs and belches, general yooper noises

    lemmie tell ya dat
    and you know it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity
    you know dat

    you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just
    sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on
    the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says
    "stop making so much noise you're waking me up, go to sleep"

    well lemmie tell ya
    times like that make me feel like movin up north ya know
    good idea
    yeah i'd do it too

    course then i couldn't watch the Packers ya know, the Packers are
    gosh i like the Packers, i'd do anything for the Packers
    who can forget Vince Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy
    ya know

    yeah well anyhow
    gettin to be that time of year eh?

    yeah i'm a deer hunter how do you do

    i got this deer huntin rappin tale for you
    i'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year
    i love to freeze my buns chasin trophy deer
    but don't clap your hands to the stompin of the feet
    cause ya he's like me he can't keep a steady beat no

    i got this great big knife cause the hunting is my life
    it's my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife
    it's the boys night out acting stupidly

    say now baby baby don't you think maybe how bout you and me yeah
    well we partied all night never made it to our bunks and
    i was sittin in the tree stand on the tree dead drunk
    windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below,
    i was freezin to death, then it started to snow
    so i got down from the tree stand start headin for the truck
    and thats when i seen it there, the turdy point buck
    the turdy point buck?
    turdy point buck (5x)

    well he was eight foot tall,
    weighed twelve thousand pounds,
    with every step there was a shakin' on the ground
    he was so rutiful so beautiful
    strutted right out of my dreams,
    he was created by God just for outdoor magazines
    now i'm not much for thinkin, no i don't do it often
    but i had an idea
    to put that turdy pointer in his coffin

    turdy point buck
    hh
    turdy point buck

    i couldn't get to my grenades
    the howitzer was in the shop
    my stomache was tied into a monkey knot
    ya my only hope was betty lou
    she was da one
    a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel
    double scoped heat-seakin shotgun

    turdy point buck
    hh
    turdy point buck
    turdy point buck

    ya dat the women clappin' the the back dere i gotta make dat

    well he was comin for me gettin bigger and bigger but
    my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
    i kicked off my boots fired with my big toe
    i was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe

    ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet away
    ya still i couldn't seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away
    and after 20 minutes when the smoke cleared
    there were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer
    standing tall and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
    and then a flash of white, and there he was, gone

    [cryin and burpin]

    well seven men got up and then one fell down
    a big lump of blaze orange, shakin on the ground
    at first i thought he was one of the boys
    but it was a no brother good in law man from illinois

    only cheese-heads in here, right boys?
    send him back on the next plane ya know

    Did ya see the turdy pointer?
    Did ya see the turdy pointer?
    Did ya see the turdy pointer?
    Did ya see the turdy pointer?

    as we jumped into da truck
    sayin i'm gonna get that turdy point buck
    yeah i'm gonna get that turdy point buck

    hhh
    turdy point buck (5x)


Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Qvq ln frr gur gheql cbvag pnpure? Oevat na nve serfurare, guvf cynpr qbrfa'g fzryy yvxr onananf.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)