In honor of those industrious cache placers, the Shell Leavers, I've placed my first cache. Stealth will likely be called for depending on the time of day and year. This cache may be disabled during Community Unity Days (2nd weekend of August), when the place will be aswarm with muggles.
I was commenting to the Shell Leavers how impressed I was with their hide quotient (as of 6/27/14 it's 97 including a few disabled and archived) and how I was having trouble placing my first. Soon thereafter, I was FTF at one of their new caches and in the cache was a purple bison tube with a note...
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I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting...
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Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.