Hello, I'm Hannibal Hare. You don't know me yet, but I hope to soon make your acquaintance. I have decided to relocate to your area because of an outbreak of Lepus curpaeums. In particular, I have heard that one of these foul creatures even contends to have warlike propensities. While I normally scoff at such a claim. However, I am more than willing to help you friendly geocachers address this situation. I am forewarning you that I will be leaving little traps for these pests, some will be very easy, others may tax. But I assure you, this is all in the name of capturing and ridding this area of the pest This is my first hide, and really it is a test to see how frequently these vermin will visit a certain area. There will MANY MANY of your bipedal non-geocaching ilk around, so please be stealthy, but otherwise you are welcome to visit same and leave your name. Please let me know if you see any of them around.
What will become of them once I capture them? I assure you, they will be disposed of piecefully, perhaps with a nice bunny beure blanc.... Slurp...
Oh,.. Sorry about that.
Congrats to Team Cache N Run (Suse6, Rapid Fire, Jayenco) on FTF. Pox on the Warmongering Bunny, if that is all you have, go ahead and climb into the stew pot now... I mean, put down your weapons...