Hello, I'm Hannibal Hare. You don't know me yet, but I hope to soon make your acquaintance. I have decided to relocate to your area because of an outbreak of Lepus curpaeums. In particular, I have heard that one of these foul creatures even contends to have warlike propensities. While I normally scoff at such a suggestion, I am more than willing to help you friendly geocachers address this situation. I am forewarning you that I will be leaving little traps for these pests, some will be very easy, othera may tax. But I assure you, this is all in the name of capturing and ridding this area of the pest.
This hide may be more annoying but i hope it will capture them so i may dispatch them for you promptly. You are welcome to locate and leave your name, please indicate if you see any of their burrows around.
Roasting of the beast is the best means of preparation, slowly turning over an open fire will render them the right flavor with the appropriate spices... Yum!...
Oh, i thought i was writing in my recipe book, forgive me.