Hello, I'm Hannibal Hare. You don't know me yet, but I hope to soon make your acquaintance. I have decided to relocate to your area because of an outbreak of Lepus curpaeums. In particular, I have heard that one of these foul creatures even contends to have warlike propensities. While I normally scoff at such a claim. However, I am more than willing to help you friendly geocachers address this situation. I am forewarning you that I will be leaving little traps for these pests, some will be very easy, others may tax. But I assure you, this is all in the name of capturing and ridding this area of the pest.
This "trap" should be easily sprung, you geocachers should please be stealthy so that you do not give away the location before the fuzzy freak is caught, otherwise you are welcome to visit same and leave your name. Please let me know if you see any of them around.
.. (whipsering to self) When they catch the bunny, i'll be sure to make some 'lucky" rabbit's feet into TBs, and sell its cache of military hardware to the highest bidder, and what a feast it'll make... Uh, you're looking at me funny? don't you have a cache to find?