Safety is our main concern. This flash mob will at 4:00 pm. Located on the sidewalk on arrow next to the Animal Shelter. Please dress in a safety vest and hard hat if you have one. Also for added realism have clipboard or shovel. As a good supervisor I will have some extra safety vest for you to use and keep. I don't want back your smelly vests. You worked up a sweat just thinking about working on the issue at hand.
Agenda:
4:00 pm or 1600 hours meet at the sidewalk you will see an orange bucket. We are going to stand around and look like we are working on a problem.
4:10 pm or 1610 hours we will take a group photo.
4:15 leave the area and pat yourself on the back for doing a whole days worth of work in only 15 mins.