Snaps is the name of the game; and the name of the game is Snaps.
Gilligan’s Island was home to three female castaways. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap.
Tamarack is a type of tree named by the Algonquian Indians for the wood used to make the three wooden pieces in snowshoes. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap.
Teriyaki pancakes have forced nine Chinese Yak herders to seek help for their belly aches. Habitant is a company that makes French Canadian pea soup which somehow cures teriyaki pancake poisoning as confirmed by eight cross-eyed Chinese doctors. Snap, Snap. Sufferin' succotash was a common comment by two Warner Brothers cartoon characters, Sylvester and Daffy Duck. Snap, Snap.
Cucumber cultivators commonly harvest their crops and promptly pickle them in a two part mixture of vinegar and brine. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. Radishes make poor substitutes for the single cherry on top of an ice cream sundae. Dipping your two big toes into a newly opened mayonnaise jar will likely raise the ire of your better half. Snap, Snap, Snap. Never even consider dipping all ten toes into the mayonnaise as you will likely be forced to consume the entire contents of the jar. Snap. Take the square root of nine and add it to the number of nephews that Donald Duck had and put this number into the fourth position in the coordinate construction space. Snap, Snap. Selling “Slippery When Wet” signs in the Atacama Desert is a rather difficult task; selling four signs a year would be phenomenal.
Finding a grenade in your Christmas stocking would make you wonder of Santa's intentions. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. Responsible loving mothers turn the mixer off before letting their kids lick the beaters.
Seven drunken porcupines paraded down Queen Street after dusk on April Fools Day. Snap, Snap, Snap. Xerox salesmen, attending a convention in a nearby hotel, joined in the revelry by sticking pencils in their ears and buying drinks for the porcupines.
Fat tire is a precursor to flat tire. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. Raisins are rarely ordered as a pizza topping unless accompanied with freshly picked cranberries.
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. Revenge is good, it's what separates us from the animals and the hippies. Snap, Snap. Snap, Snap.
Zebras will now race in the Kentucky Derby. Snap, Snap. Red headed midgets wearing Superman costumes will be the only jockeys allowed to ride the zebras. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap.
Sorry; my tire was thumping, I thought it was flat; when I looked at the tire I noticed your cat. Snap, Snap. Vacationing valedictorians viewed violet violins. Snap, Snap. Never tease an angry armed midget with a high five.
Zephyr is something that is airy, insubstantial or passing, like a hummingbird burp in a hurricane. Snap, Snap. Revolting is to cause extreme disgust, like an elephant burping in a crowded elevator. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap.
Snap, Snap. Snap, Snap, Snap. Gopher meat is complimented by sautéing with the peelings of two ripe lemons. Heaping helpings of hospitality were offered by the Beverly Hillbillies. Take three aspirin and call me in the morning.
Five Flemish fishermen found flounder fantastic. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. Resisting the urge to join them, a limping Lebanese lady licked lollipops.
Turks head knots make great neckerchief slides. Walrus dander only affects six out of thirty seven Athabaskans, causing them to sneeze uncontrollably. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap.
Freak out your neighbors, name your WIFI "FBI Surveillance Van". Snap, Snap, Snap. Very funny, Scotty; now beam down my clothes. Snap, Snap.
Snap, Snap. Snap, Snap, Snap. Grasshopper soup is all the rage in Greenland. Helping an Emu put on their goggles is a nice thing to do as they have trouble doing it themselves. Trampolines and unicycles, when used at the same time, guarantee a trip to the hospital emergency department.
Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. Nine Flemish farmers forgot to fertilize their fields with fish heads. Snap, Snap.
Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. November is a lousy time to rent a beachfront condo on Hudson’s Bay, better vacation rentals can be found near Three Rivers Stadium. Snap, Snap.
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