Fred Jeepeeess was a young muggle who lived a dreary life being tormented by satellites. On one such occasion he escaped into an internet cafe where the old proprieter revealed an ancient site to him, which he is warned can be dangerous. Shortly after, he "visited" the site and began to read it on an ancient computer the attic where he was drawn into the mythical land of Geocache, which desperately needed a hero to find all the treasure.
He has now found a lot of treasure, and has decided to place another of his own so that more accolytes can discover the pleasures he would like to share.