***Cache is Not at the Posted Coordinates***
I wanted to watch a documentary. Luckily for me, there was a show on about my favorite place, Rio...2 was the channel it was on. That's a pretty nice place, they talked about all The Birds, and even this strange yearly event they call the Chicken Run. It was too weird for me, so I turned it off and went outside.
While outside, I was boppin around and singin like a Rockin Robin, when all of a sudden Three Little Birds (-5) flew down to see me. One of them said to me "our friend is stuck in this trap, can you help him?" I grabbed a tool, and removed the trap and said "go, be Free Bird!"
That was enough excitement for me for the day
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Congrats go to Hal-oween for FTF! The cache is placed on my property. There's also some temporary tattoos for the kids. Where the cache is placed is plenty big to hold some travel bugs if you want to drop them off. You can just park on the street with your flashers on. Traffic is relatively low. Also use stealth if you see muggles on the path. I've informed my neighbors of this cache.