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Very well then!
Long long ago, even before the cows came home, there was a small dwarf who inhabited these here parts, even lived in a cave with a concrete roof close by.
It was said that "he took no prisoners" in dealing with visitors, probably why there's no prison here, on account of that very fact. So don't go looking for one, you wood be better off looking for a missing V bottle, in actual fact a "Pocket Rocket" --which resides in its own prison of someone else's making.
Why they are called "Pocket Rocket's" is a great unknown, however if you Google--- "V & Redbull" you will note that they are the main causative factors for admissions to Cardiovascular Emergency Response Care Units throughout the world and G-2 knows that fact is TRUE!!! Ask him when he gets back sometime (he's staying dead for a year for tax reasons )
He has been twice to the Cardio Unit and when you see how many of these "Pocket Rockets" he's had to consume to provide youse with stuff to find out there , I think he deserves a medal, or another "V" -;)