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FAKE NEWS ALERT! Worlds worst cache #2 in G-2 Land Traditional Cache

Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
5 out of 5

Size: Size:   large (large)

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Geocache Description:

This will probably be the hardest cache ever to find.---Honestly! I swear on my handbook of the Democratic Republicans party, Trump wrote it!
It was hidden using only the most technologically advanced GPSr that cacher's trust most, so you know it has to be DEAD-ON.
You will have to travel up hills both there and back to retrieve it.
Special gear is a must! To even think about reaching this one, you must attain a pair of flip flops and a snorkel to get to. "

Hints are what it is NOT!

So don’t even bother looking at them!!

- DNF’s are fully welcome here. I know how difficult it was for me to place it so I fully expect the 5/5 rating to scare off even the most adventurous of you.
What a better opportunity than to raise your DNF count from your computer without even trying to find it. Even Trev is welcome!!!
DNF Logs are accepted as currency here, even from Australia!! At least you made the attempt to look at the cache page..
REMEMBER THE NUMBER ONE RULE OF WRITING-- "NEVER LET THE TRUTH STAND IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!"

- Spoilers are welcome.

I TOLD YOU IT WAS HARD!

Caching is hard sometimes, so some may need some assistance to get to it.

http://www.facebook.com/groups/EyeSag/
- Embrace your allegiance to ISAG (I Suck At Geocaching).

Cache which inspired me to do this --http://coord.info/GC3QXKR check out my DNF! and eventual "Find".

CONGRATS TO FUNKYMUNKYZONE FOR FIRST TO LOG A DNF!!! THEN ALONG COMES BEEDLEBOMB GREENBOT AN AMAZING 114 YEARS LATER, FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY OUR ARGY BARGY WESTIE @McARGISTER 29 1/2YEARS LATER, HONESTLY! WELL DONE AND SOME GREAT LOGS BY OTHERS IN THEIR THOUSANDS TO COME IM SURE.

Colins obviously been driven to the state hes in by being drawn into the fantasy world of some of the logs here!

IT MUST BE TRUE!!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Jung vg vf abg.. BE, VF GUNG JUNG VG VF? - uvqqra jvgu n fznegcubar--frr cvp sbe npphengr svk - +/- 32 srrg - cbbeyl uvqqra - ybtf ner abg jrg - fcbvyre cubgbf ABG vapyhqrq - abg rnfl - ab hfrq ybtf cerfrag.. - Abg n oynpx crccre pna jenccrq jvgu pnzb gncr naq uhat hc jvgu ehfgl jver. - ab onq fjnt urer, whfg yrg gur ohtf ovgr! Lrf, gurer vf n culfvpny pnpur urer pbagenel gb cbchyne oryvrs!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)