"Due to the recent activity of a set of German puzzles appearing around the bray area , I felt it needed a resistance puzzle to guard BRAY from any over run of German puzzles "
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ALLO ALLO ! # frenchlish ? , what's the real word for? Or sea hens word in a kitten ? 😄😄😄😄😄
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A British t.v comedy show , set during world war 2 in a cafe in a French town of nouvion .
We laughed at such characters as RENE ARTOIS , MICHELLE , EDITH , YVETTE ,MIMI , LECLERC , and then there was HELGA , VON KLINKERHOFFEN , VONSTROM , GRUBER , HERR OTTO FLICK , and plenty of coming and going characters . All these characters had there own catch phrase or recurring repetitive joke or mannerism
. One of those was " OFFICER CRABTREE " a English officer ,undercover as a French policeman , who spoke in his own French / English Another running joke through out the series .
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THE PUZZLE : ( based on crabtrees one liners ) .
(A) " GID MOANING , I HAVE GID NOSE ". [ even number ]
(B) "I AM OFFICER CRABTREE , I WARK FOR BRITISH ONTELLIGENCE BUT I HAVE DISGEEZED MASEELF AS A POLOCEMAN SO I AM OBLE TO MOVE ABOOT WITH COMPLATE FRODOM " [uneven number ]
(C) " WE ARE UP THE CRICK WiTHOUT A PIDDLE " [ even number ]
(D) " I WAS PISSING BY THE DOOR WHEN I HEARD TWO SHATS, YOU ARE HOLDING IN YOUR HIND A SMOKING GOON. YOU ARE CLEARLY THE GUILTY POTTY ! . " [ uneven number ]
(E) " I HAVE A MOP IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A LEAK ." [ even number ]
(F) " I AM MAUVING IN A GINGER FASHION BECEERS MY POLOCEMANS PINTS ARE FULL OF DINAMOTE ! " [ uneven number ]
(G) " THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NO PISS FOR THE WICKED " [ uneven number ]
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ANS ZOO DE CACHE IS AT. N 53 11.(D) (F+G) (C) ----- w 006 05. (A+E) (B- D) (F)
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[[[[[[[[ NEW HINT # N 53 ??.??? = total 23 :W 006 ??.??? = 26 . ]]]]]]]]
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< p> CONGRATS TO SARAHMUR on her FTF .