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The Toughest Cache You'll Ever Log Traditional Cache

Hidden : 10/16/2014
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

You'll brave rarely seen vermicious knids, vicious fanged bunny rabbits and ferocious hammerhead sharks (with frickin' lasers coming out of their eyes). Mountains, fire swamps, and scorching sands will be welcome relief from the rest of the terrain. And that's just the first stage...

Nah, who am I kidding, it's a 1/1 Micro LPC.

Although... Ancient texts hint at this Light Post being the Nexus of a portal to an Alternate Universe.


FTF goes to CrazyKC! Sorry about your shirt, please send me the dry cleaning bill.

In an attempt to generate some more creative logs, this cache has an Additional Logging Request.

Please write the online log as if this were the toughest, most fantastic and difficult cache you could imagine finding.

  • How did you arrive near the cache? Hovercraft? Two coconuts? Helicoptor? What exotic or mundane locales did you traverse to get there?
  • What perils awaited you near ground zero? Quicksand? Zombies? Ravenous beasts? Mall walkers?
  • Was there a trick to the cache? A boobytrap? A Guardian? Maybe you had to answer a riddle? (African or European?)

Was your caching adventure fraught with peril and betrayal, or romance and high adventure? Let's hear all about it!

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Please note, the additional logging request is entirely optional. Your find will not be affected in any way based on how you choose to log this (although you still have to sign the physical log). The ALR is designed solely to allow you, the cacher, an opportunity to let your imagination and creativity shine through, while providing cheap entertainment to any who wish to watch this cache (nudge, nudge).

Smart Phone users should feel free to come back and edit their logs. It would be cruel to have you sit in a parking lot, thumbs furiously tapping out letters, trying to compose the geocaching log equivalent of the Great American Novel, er, maybe short story. Is there a character limit to logs? We'll see...

Whatever you do, don't mention Dementors, Care Bears or White Walkers in your log. Those things really give me the willies.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Haqre gur fvta bs VASVAVGL, ebgngrq 270°. Qvq lbh purpx sbe zhttyrf? Unir lbhe TCF qrivpr fpna sbe Gnpulba Cnegvpyrf...

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)

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