The title is silly, but it's also a good hint. This cache location is pure Texas. The establishment is a long-standing Dallas icon that is representative of a rich and distinctly Texas history. There are others around town, but this is one of the biggest, and it has been open to the public for many years. George W. Bush, our 43rd President, is a fan of this place and has displayed such wares proudly while in office as a prominent symbol and reminder of his home state. Hopefully you will enjoy this site, and hopefully they won't actually boot you out!