Cacher,
So you want to meet the Doctor, eh? I hear he’s in Germantown this week, but not exactly sure where. My mother told me that the TARDIS crashed in the middle of the woods with some brief description of how to get there. Unfortunately, my space suit might pop if I get too close to branches, so I’ll relay the information to you instead taking you.
She said once you park, fire up your GPSr machine...whatever that is. Start at the posted coords and walk south. You’ll know you have the correct trail when you spot a large rusted Dalek on your right, about 200 feet in. Stand in the middle of it's arms so a beam doesn't hit you. At the Dalek, project a waypoint of 775 feet at 163 degrees. Keep walking on the most worn path until you arrive at the projected waypoint. Here you should find a large sleeping tree next to the river. Be careful he doesn't trip you! Stand on top of his exposed root in the middle of the path to stop him and project another waypoint of 160 feet at 235 degrees. Amy said she laid some broken Weeping Angels along the river to help you along the way to the next point. On the way you will pass a junkyard on your left and find Bessie's wheels on your right. If you get to the “No Extermination” zone you’ve gone too far. Look at Bessie's wheels and count them out 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 like you would read a book. Walk between Bessie’s 4th and 5th wheel and continue on the path. While on the path you should find a path of sticks on your left. Continue through the path of sticks and pass under the arch of trees. You'll find the Blue TARDIS under the pines.
While you’re meeting the doctor, please sign your classy signature in my journal that I forgot in the Doctor's box. If you have a stamp of your own I'd love to see it in my journal. Please do not take my stamp or the ink pad, but if you'd like, you can stamp my stamp in your own book. I do love to keep record of all those I meet on my adventures! Best of luck finding the Doctor!
Sincerely,
River Song
