Poor Charles Cacher. Having suffered so many injuries, one would think he would give up on geocaching. However, the intrepid yet arrogant Geocacher has continued on, despite his grewesome wounds from what should otherwise be considered easy Hides. Today, Charles had a choice, either watch the Super Bowl with people that you care nothing about and pretend to enjoy their company; or he can make the most ridiculously simple find possible to add to his current streak. Which do you think he would choose. Searching around for what is probably the lamest hide he could find, he opened up the app and saw this cash.
"UGG, not another terrible hide by CM Greene. This guys caches are so lame, I don't know why he keeps bothering. I guess I'll just find this one and MoveOn, it's not like this is going to be difficult or anything. This guy wouldn't know a difficult hide if he could ever find one."
Yet again, Charles under estimates his own inability to make even the simplest without injury himself. As he went to retrieve the cash a loud bang and sound came down. "Oh noOooooooooooooooooooo!"
So if you find this cache don't be surprised if you find a part of Charles as well, maybe someday he will develop some humility and use that purportedly large brain of his. But probably not.