Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9. I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Craaazy Cooter comin atcha! Any y'all cachers out there lookin for a smiley? Cuz, if you're lookin for LOVE, this is NOT the place for you! Need duct tape, cold beer, a pine tree air freshener, 44oz slurpee, can of beanie weenies, bag of ice or some fuel for your geowagon? You've stopped at the right spot! But whatever you, don't feed the "lot lizards" or pick up any hitch hikers. I don't want to hear about you on the news!