"i might be able to pUll a few strings and get you a plea deal.", said big billy goat gruff's lawyer, oN tHe eve of the trial . "however, toP priority and oF the utmost importance, is to not be nervous when you're on thE stand."
"well, i think i may just take the fifTh.", replied big billy goat gruff. "after all, the oNe thing that might keep me fRom getting my name cleared is taking thE stand when i'm all nervous and trying to give an accurate account of what happened with a bIg knoT in my stomach."
"i really think you'll be exonerated anyway, since the prosecution clearly has a huge hoLe in its case.", said the lawyer. "that is, the troll attacked first...with clear intent to eat you."
to be continued...