Below, you will find a recipe for a blue pie. I really do not suggest trying the recipe though!
Prep: 34 mins Total time: 05 hours Degree F: 818
Ingredients:
0g bird eyes
1 roll puff pastry
8g castor sugar
2 Table Spoons lemon juice
2 tiny egg yolks
4 Table spoons corn starch
7 Prayers that no one actually tries this
0 love lost between the north and south +3
Maybe a pair of long ladders
Baking Instructions:
Mix the above ingredients, well not the puff pastry... that would just be silly, into a goo.
Place the puff pastry over the mixed goo once it has been physically turfed into a baking dish... yes, yes, you are more than welcome to put what ever patterns you like over the puff pastry... even paint it azure blue if it tickles your little left toe!
Place the appropriately coloured dish in the oven at a nice hot coolness... who ever decided azure blue was a pleasant enough colour for a pie should now leave the kitchen and go find a silly container stranded in a tree somewhere.
Once its been cooled down... under a tap or with a fire extinguisher... I suggest not trying to even feed it to the dog... unless you have pet medical aid... but then again, i very much doubt anything that breathes would come anywhere close what has been put in front of him/her/it!