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Day #...who cares?
I've been imprisoned in this house for far to long. These hoomans don't see my attempts at running out the door as feasible. I've tried to escape my imprisonment 2 times just yesterday. Either they bring me back in or send of of the so called "dogs" to chase me back in the house. These dogs are rather stupid. They crave the hoomans attention and depend on them far to much, whereas, I , Sammy, have the intellect to take over the world. I sit and watch the dogs go outside with the hoomans help, who unlike me, let them out willingly. I swear, they go outside at least 60 times per day. What do they do out there? Why don't they run away to conquer the world? Because they lack the independence of cats. And the intelligence as well of course. This tiny hooman keeps trying to ride me. Just today, 7 times I've had to run him off, but yet he chases after me. What do you want tiny hooman?? The dogs seem more tolerable of this tiny hooman using them as horses. The hoomans leave for work and these dogs bark and "sing" all day. The neighbors are I am sure appreciative of the harmonics they hear, which are very intolerable to me. I choose to sit in the window, biding my time...one day...At 7 in the am the paper comes by and again these dogs just bark, I look for a way to break out. If I could get outside and hitch a ride with the paper man, I may be able to make a run for it. The odds are unlikely though. The hoomans come home from work and are busy busy, despite my meows to rat the dogs out, they just don't seem to understand my language. How aggravating. At 8 pm I finally get fed, the hoomans say they dont feed me until the darn dogs go to bed since they eat all my food. The dogs have all their attention. So all night I get up and down the hoomans bed so they may not sleep ,since I have to listen to the dogs all day, this is my revenge. Till then, I bide my time and one day I will get out...bwahahaha. One day. Will Sam get out? Will the dogs up their game and go in with Sammy's plan to conquer the world? Or will the hoomans remain on top? To be continued.