A history of fire hydrants:
There once was a daddy fire hydrant and a mommy fire hydrant and they loved each other very very much. So one day, the stork brought them a baby fire hydrant. And a theoretical higher power saw it, and said it was good. And then someone ate an apple. It's unclear who. But the apple was of the Empire Variety. The one that Jay-Z and Rihanna sang a song about.
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