Yo dudes! The name’s Ivy and I is pleased to meet you! I’m so ‘down with the kids’, it’s unreal man! You may have met my quieter and more nunny sister Ruby, she lives well far from da Convent, but I’m just over da road, innit! I’ve chatted with da admin woman and she says you can park your wheels in the Convent, she’s put one of those waypoint fingy’s in apparently. As you can tell, I live life in the fast lane, but I am obvs not on da motorway, even I’m not that rebellious! You Geocacher types see Ivy as that Love or Hate stuff, mostly Hate I fink, but you’ll Love me, none of that Hate stuff at my gaff!
If I look a bit plastered, I sorry, but I’ll have been at a heavy party but you can still come and see me, some coffee might be good. Any other time, bring a glass of Lemonade and I’ll make a you a steamin’ cocktail!
See y’ later dudes,
Ivy