Hiwi the Kiwi
Hiwi the Kiwi went hunting one night,
For grubs and bugs and berries to bite,
He spied a spider beneath the moonlight,
He sneaked up beside her and gave her a FRIGHT.
The spider said Hiwi
I knew you would see me,
But I didn't hurry and hide,
To eat me's a waste
you won't like the taste,
I'll make you feel yicky inside."
...Yech!
I'm Hiwi the Kiwi I live in a nest
I come out at night in the daytime I rest
I live on the forest floor down by a creek
My nostrils are found at the tip of my beak
There's two large feet at the end of my legs
And Wiki my wife lays extremely large eggs
My wings are so short I no longer fly
I live in New Zealand, I'm your kind of guy.
(Song by Mark de Lacy 1995)