Life's a Ditch! Traditional Cache

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You know the saying, but here's how it relates to Geocaching!

• The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun. (Geocaching!)
• Some people look for a beautiful place.  Others make a place beautiful.  (CITO!)
• You wanted smooth sailing and I've always been a tsunami.  (Scuba attribute)
• Nothing is sadder than meeting the right person at the wrong time.  (Geo-bud when they're still a Muggle)
• If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.  (Night caching!)
• People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes. (Geocaching!)
• Worry is a misuse of your imagination. (Owner of a Missing cache)
• Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth.  (Events)
• You will find it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. (Past TOTT's)
• The idea is to die young as late as possible.  (Special Tool attribute)
• I don't regret burning my bridges.  I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.  (Geo-nemesis')
• I'm changing my name to "Nobody" on Facebook, so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can like it and it will say "Nobody likes this".  (Recommended for Kids attribute)
• I drink to drown my sorrows, trouble is they've learned to swim! (Swimming attribute)
• It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.  (Time for a new Geo-bag)
• Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.  (There's always more smileys to be had!)
• Karma has no deadline. (DNF's can be avenged)
• I really need to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?"  Some people are taking it as a personal challenge!  (Watch for livestock attribute)
• I'm at that awkward stage between birth and death.  (Multicache waypoints)
• Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.  (Needs maintenance attribute)
• The world's going to judge you no matter what you do, so live life the way you want to. (Geocaching!)
• My train of thought derailed.  There were no survivors.  (Puzzle solution gone wrong!)
• Light travels faster than sound.  That's why some people appear bright until they speak.  (Stealth required attribute)
• Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything BUT the dog!  (Dog attribute)
• The hardest thing about "everything happens for a reason" is waiting for the reason to come along. (A New Cache)
• Therapy helps....but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper.  (Puzzle caches)
• It's called reading.  It's how people install new software into their brains.  (Geo-forums!)
• I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.  (Dangerous area attribute)
• I'm so broke...if somebody robbed me right now, they'd just be practicing.  (Camping attribute)
• If it's easy, you're doing it wrong.  (Bushwhacking!)
• If you don't want anyone to find out, don't do it.  (Restrooms nearby attribute)
• Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.  (Teamwork required attribute)
• You will get there when you are meant to get there and not one moment sooner. So relax, breathe and be patient. (GPSr leads the way)
• How you treat others, is how you really feel inside.  (Seasonal access attribute)
• People too often forget that it is your own choice how you want to spend the rest of your life. (Geocaching!)
• Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it snows.  (Winter attribute)
• You need to stop doing things for someone when you find out it's expected rather than appreciated.  (May require wading attribute)
• Stop over thinking. You can't control everything, just let it be.  (Field Puzzle)
• When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars or bask in the sun.  (Scenic view attribute)
• To thrive in life you need 3 bones.  A wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. (Events)

But most importantly!

• You always have time for the things you put first. (Geo-buddies!)