Dang Son Where'd Ya Find This?? Traditional Geocache

In a desolate area, the hum of passing cars from the highway can be heard.  Dust floats through the air as the arid California winds whip across the field.  "What could possibly be here?" passing strangers thinks to themselves as they walk by...unknowingly passing magnetized treasure just yards from them.

"BOOMER!" - Famous last words of a pessemistic, jacket-loving biker.

"Thank you come again!" - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon