1519 Clucking Around - Kr8tzchy Series Multi-Cache

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Welcome to the worst chicken joke caching page ever!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls

What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck !

On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? 
On the outside.

Why Couldn't The Chicken Find Her Eggs? 
Because She Mislaid Them.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? 
She kicked the bucket !

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground? 
To Get To The Other Slide.

What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Guitar? 
A Chicken That Makes Music When You Pluck It!

Why did the rooster cross the road? 
To cockadoodle dooo something

When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From? 
A Poul-Tree.

Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. 
Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

What Is The Best Kind Of Car To Be Driving When You're Ready To Play Chicken? 
A Coupe.

What do you call a chicken crossing the road? 
Poultry in motion.

How do chickens dance? 
Chick to chick.

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck!

What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
Just The Pit Bull.

What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was eggspelled.

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
The stay on the same side

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

Why did the checken cross the road?
* Because it needed the exercise.
* It wanted a change of scenery.
* To go home. He had previously crossed the road to get to the other side, and now he was returning to where he originally came from. 
* All the other chickens were doing it, and it just wanted to fit in. 
* Because he wanted to warn everybody that the sky was falling. 
* It wanted to catch the bus into town. 
* Because it wanted to cause a controversy as to why it crossed the road. 
* I think the real question here is why did the road cross the chicken's path? 
* Too long to go around it. 
* Because it felt like it. 
* It wanted to be famous.

There is one cluck and a final cluck.  In order to find the final cluck you need to go to the cluck coordinates listed above, cluck.  The final is a small cluck container.  

Welcome to Kratzch Preserve, managed by the Ozaukee Washington Land Trust.  Please park at coordinates: N 43 25.941 W 088 03.621  If there isnt parking available there please park on the paved street.  While visiting the preserve please stay on trail until you reach ground zero.  There are buildings and equipment on the property, this is private property and a private residence owned by the OWLT.  Please stay away from the buildings.  Permission granted by Katie Weber, Conservation Specialist, OWLT.

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