In order to solve this, you will have you will have to have access to the internet. It can be done "on the road", however, will be much easier if done in the comfort of your own home.
I love football + I love caching + I love laughing. = This cache
Warning: Laughter will ensue. Be warned.
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Solve for the correct coords below:
N AB CD.EFG
AB= Dragons are not true PLUS 4
CD = Punched a high school kid in the knee PLUS More of a crow than an eagle PLUS 10
E = Wants to know where the owl is
FG = Saw them crush his fuzzy cape PLUS 2
W HI JK.LMN
HI = Thinks a chair is somewhere to sit PLUS 2
JK = Meets grannies all the time
L = Has a tattoo of a mustache MINUS Wants to wrestle Taylor Swift MINUS 7
MN = Wants to know where the party is PLUS Is impressed by the cat fight MINUS 2
Cache is a small camoed plastic container park-n-grab hidden up high.
I hope you laughed as hard as I did.
Bad lip reading strikes again! If you haven't done the first one, check it out too!
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