Ahoy thar yer landlubbers! Dis ere is captin mark, en I needs yer helps findin sumptin importent ta der captin. Mos' a da time da captin wuld neva aks knaves like yerselvs fer helps, but da trooth is da captin ain got no udder choys. Yer see, da captin is reel gud at findin der treasures wen he needs a find em - e' jus takes out is' map en goes ova to where da X marks da spot, like any a gud swashbuckla woulda do...but ah, dis tym da captin has his map en he canna not see en' X anyweres en it.
Was a tym many a yeers ago wen da captin en 'is crew was singin' chanteys en swigin' grog on da deck o der captins cog, wen up outta der water comes a krakken da size of er full made galleon o' da kings navy. Wel, we dun readied da guns en' filled da beast wit six poundahs til' e' gived in en went on down ta pass da time wit davey jones - anudder glorious victoree fer da captin! Afta da krakken wuz gone tho, en de deck a' da ship we spies a magik egg, a krakken egg! Dey say krakken eggs dey give gud luck ta whoeva has em fereva! Wel, at da tym I had enuf luck, en' so as ter save da extrer luck fer later, I had me firs' mate go en hide der egg fer me along a narby riva, along wit some extrer jules I had wit me dat I thot da captin mite want laters.
Der ting is this - me firs mate he neva come back - maybe he a needed da luck mer den me! I sen' sum er der crew ta shor, but alls dey evar foun o' mer skipper wuz 'is map. En lyk I says bafore, en dis map dere was no X! But dere were tees numers, vary misteerios lyk, en I kennot make none of der senses of em', an so dis is why der captin come seekin ye out. Da captin heres yer are sumptin good lyk at findin treasures wit numbers, en' so he come to aks fer yer help. Da captin gonna give yer der numbers, en he wants ya ter go an find 'is treasures fer em'. Wen ya finds it, ya mus leave it right were ya finds it an' come back and fill out in da captins logbook how yer founds it, an da captin will take it from dere once he knows its out dere. An ya ken even takes a piece o' da loot if yer like - deres plenty dere! More important ta da captin is dat he dont lyk 'is treasure to disapper - dat makes em' look lyk er fool! But be ye warned - if yer take a bit a da treasure, ya must leave sum behind, fer de treasure is cursed udderwise! A gud frend a da captin got gredy wun tym en' took cursed treasure - a feller by da name a' sparrow - en' yer prebably saw der docoomentery en how dat terned outs!
En fir de ferst person a' finds mer treasure - well, yer ken even have der krakken egg! Lyk I tells yer, der captin has plentee enuf luck! Nevamind' dat ting mighta crack open one day en' da captin is kinder tired a battlin' wit krakkens all der time - so take dis grandest er treasure only if yer swift wit yer cutlass an brayv as der brass!
En one las ting! If yer finds mer treasure en der ferst mate hid it as gud as da captin tinks he wud, den make shur ya puts it back likes yer found it!
Thar be der komands o' der captin fer ya buncha picaroons - go on en make der captin proud er yers!
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