Jabolio: This cache's time is done. I went to GZ this morning to retrieve it, and I was able to find it, under some leaves and mostly buried. I've attached a couple of pics of the cache container and what was left of the log - not in-place, but before and after cleaning in my kitchen. I likely should have archived this when the puzzle got more difficult - the puzzle page originally had a photo of Milton from Office Space as its background image. His red SwingLine stapler was my inspiration for this cache (although the stapler I used for the cache container was not red). Thanks to all for the fave points over the past 10+ years, and a special thank you to CV for greenlighting a cache that really had no business being approved in the first place.