Bird Droppings Traditional Cache

WARNING: If you came to this cache because you really like bird droppings, then you may be disappointed.

This geocache is near the corner of Heatherstone Way and Dale Ave.  Do not enter the nearby communities; the cache is not in there. It will be easier to retrieve this cache if you are height-advantaged.  You are looking for a lock-n-lock.  First to find gets a path-tag!

Welcome Volunteers!

Thanks for volunteering your time and forgoing your sensibilities.  The budget for bird-dropping observation has been reduced this year, so we our turning to the average citizen to observe and report.  This job is so easy, even a geocacher could do it.

How to do your job

Step 1. Find your way to the corner of Heatherstone Way and Dale Avenue.  There is parking nearby.

Step 2. Go to the coordinates and find your assigned Bird Droppings Observation Station.

Step 3. Ok citizen, this step is important.  As an official handler, you must open the station and sign your name.  If you do not do this, you won't get paid.  Current rate: 0 dollars (the rate to the left is updated tri-hourly from bird-dropping-pay.gov).

Step 4. Submit your bird-dropping report electronically at this web-address.  Your findings will be added to the international database.

You did it, citizen!  Honestly, we don't know what will come of this, but sometimes you just have to throw science at the wall and see if anything splatters.

12/19/2020: Cache has been replaced! Slightly different but not much. Hopefully this configuration will last a little longer.