This cache will test your oldies musical knowledge, math, and your use of Google. Follow these instructions.
To find the N coordinates:
Start with the listed coordinates.
1. In the Chicago song with the lyrics, “Spinning room is sinking deep”, take the first two numbers and multiply them (the first number is on one side of the "or"; the second number is after). Subtract this product from the last 3 numbers of the listed coords.
2. Subtract the number in The Beatles’ song that Paul sings about his age.
3. Add the number of the highway that Bob Dylan revisited.
4. Subtract the number in the title of The Beatles’ song, which – when played backwards – says “Turn me on, dead man”.
To find the W coordinates:
Start with the listed coordinates.
1. Subtract the number of tears that “? and the Mysterians” cried from the last 3 numbers of the listed coordinates.
2. Subtract the speed at which Sammy Hagar couldn’t drive.
3. Subtract the number of ways Paul Simon learned about leaving lovers.
4. Add the number of hours Gene Pitney was from Tulsa.
5. Add twice the number of nervous breakdowns The Rolling Stones’ suburban housewife had.
6. Subtract the sum of the numbers in the title of The 1910 Fruitgum Company’s hit about red lights.
7. Subtract the number of tracks on the Lanny Sherwin Jazz Project 2015 release, “Songs To Paint By”.
8. In a SpongeBob SquarePants song, add how many ply Squidward's tissues need.
9. Add twice the number that, according to 3 Dog Night, is the loneliest number.
Congratulations! You now know more useless musical trivia than is considered to be healthy. But that's rock 'n' roll.