September 19th is international "Talk Like a Pirate Day". This cache is placed in recognition of this most important day.
Arrrrr ye maties, scallywags, and swashbucklers. All who come here beware, the stormy waters and nasty pirates will threaten your very existance. Take great care when approaching this cache and protect yourselves from the pillaging pirates. Should ye be found attempting to relieve the pirates of their treasure they shall surely make ye walk thee plank!
SHE'S NOT SEAWORTHY, PUT HER BACK ON HER LEDGE WHERE YE FOUND HER. OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! ARRRRRRRRRR