**Note you do not need to climb the slope nearby the property.
Having invested a great deal of time and indeed in a great deal of wine I have come to thee conclusion that there are and never have been such embodied figmentations as "Vampyres". Even to utter such a word seems to rekindle the child within me and fills me with disgust. Unless with such evidence to the contrary I am proved otherwise I abandon my search and sleep easier at night.
I have perused the obvious haunts and now find myself here.
...and yet still no closer to an answer.
~The deluded, cynical and increasingly erstwhile Dr. Edgar Blacke.
Pbhag Ireaba.