When I think of crappy LPCs come to mind, so do parking lots and Altoids tins, this one is all three with a crappy bonus, it's an Altoids tin hidden under a lamp skirt in a parking lot, the bonus, it's at the parking lot of a huge discount store that can not be named.
When pondering how to make this cache even crappier I decided not to spend the $2.99 on a pack of Altoids and found an even cheaper look alike my wife had just thrown in the garbage. (It's possible the garbage inspired me)
Great thing about this cache, as the container ages and rusts it will just get crappier with time.
I have even provided a crappy hint.
Note: Please no fancy logs, crappy ones only, the more acronyms the better. Of course you may post long detailed logs such as your shopping adventures and still get the smiley but don't blame me if you get shunned by the geocaching community.
Cheers and crappy caching.