I figured I'd start a new series about the local geocachers in the area that I'm friendly with. It's worth noting that these are in no particular order, and there's not much rhyme or reason to what or whom I include, so please don't be offended if you have or don't have a geocache named after you. We'll see how many I write depending on how long it takes me to get bored of producing the nonsense you will be experiencing in the descriptions of these geocaches.
Barry likes stars. Like, really likes stars. When he was a tiny little boy, knee-high to a grasshopper, his parents put those little star stickers all around his room. Everywhere. There were so many that his room seemed to just be uniformly glow-in-the-dark, since the stars were so packed together. To this day, he puts stars everywhere. His logs contain roughly four hundred quadrillion stars, give or take.
There are only two other things I know about Barry. One is that he only caches from 2-4am. The other is that he must be stopped. Since we all agree on this, I ask that you sign this petition to stop him. It's not required that you do so to log the find, however I don't see why you wouldn't agree that he must in fact be stopped.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/stop-barry