Do weird things all tend to happen in one place or around one person? We've all heard of people who only have bad luck but some things tend to trump others. If the love of your life leaves you because the town is too small, if your daughter falls in love with a self loathing, sparkly masochist, then disappears for months and shows up with a baby, if a man becomes a werewolf in front of you and you don't have silver bullets, you just might want to give up. But through all this, these type of people just keep the peace and keep moving forward. Here's to all the people who have seen some "real" things out there and just bring a pen to get through it all.