Bad Graft Traditional Cache

My grandfather used to have fruits trees in his backyard. Some trees had branches that were grafted on and each one would bear pears or apples of a different variety. You could get 5 or 6 different varieties from the same tree. Pretty neat. I tried something similar with this cache. Clearly something has been lost through the generations! This graft is awful!

Container has only a log. Please bring your own pen and make sure the lid is closed properly.