The Geese in Gooseville Don't Tweet Mystery Cache

A really cool CO, gooseville! Have been through the treacherous waters via kayak and some of the most extreme conditions of tandem kayaking at night in the freezing cold. This CO has also saved my FTF monthly streak and put out a bunch of cool caches. Very cool cat who has recently upgraded to a headlamp to grab some of my more daring tree climbs. Have ran into him in the field on more than one late night FTF grab and hopes he invests into a high power flashlight soon!

• Grab your paintsticks, kan jams, and spf 50
• Bouta go nutz
• Another goose at todays tt! Must be "the look" for the 2014 season! +5
• you'll give whetstone a bad name
• I keep dating things 1991 instead of 2012!
• I love swinging & hanging out with my grandparents.
• Ce matin, sur la route vers la cité de l'oie blanche -3
• if she was a he noone would care u jokers who call yrself journos all wanted krudd gone make yr mind up
• Key to the Christmas dinner
• Yelling!! Jumping!! Screaming!! Smh..

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