Coming soon to the bustling railway town of Oneonta. The Bradley sisters of Hootterville have recently purchased a local hotel company to open the Shady Rest Two. This fine example of modern technology will only be reachable by the Pixlie spur railway, and will include the modern features of an elevator and water tower for all your bathing needs. Free hotel pens will only be given to those who need them, so y'all be sure to bring one ya hear.
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