Dumb Ways to Die Mystery Cache

The cache is not at the posted coordinates but is less than 2 miles away

There are unfortunately many ways to die . Here are some of the 21 Dumb Ways to Die that are mentioned in a public service announcement campaign by Metro Trains in Melbourne Australia.

Eat medicine that's out of date
Teach yourself how to fly
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Do your own electrical work + Set fire to your hair
Run across the tracks between the platforms - Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Invite a psycho killer inside
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Eat a tube of superglue
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Stand on the edge of a train station platform - Take your helmet off in outer space
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet - Get your toast out with a fork
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason - Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Cache is "sign" only. Don't forget to bring your pen.

Enjoy!

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Thanks to Fakari Mama for providing the inspiration for this puzzle.

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